the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Randomize