giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
the day after is always just damage control
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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