I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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