3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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