where does the pee come out of this thing
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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