So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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