I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize