somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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