i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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