Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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