he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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