When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
