i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Never joke about your clitoris.
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