that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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