Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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