is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
