OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
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I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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