kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i wish my penis had a tongue
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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