I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
