your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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