i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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BRING THE BAGELS
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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