If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
im calling her cock vulture from now on
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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