i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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