OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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