Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
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Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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