You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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