I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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