awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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