Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
