My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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