He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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