Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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