the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
she told me i tasted like america
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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