i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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