she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Boobs speak an international language.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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