Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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