Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
