i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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