After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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