he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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