Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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