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You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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