She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
