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we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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