i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Text me some of your sweat
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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