called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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