woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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