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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  ugly people sure do ruin things

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Lube is flammable

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Who is this??

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon

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