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• (217): View more from Illinois

  she looks like luggage that fell from a plane

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position

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• (516): View more from New York

  you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.

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• (310): View more from California

  When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.

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  All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was

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