I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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