you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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