elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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