There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
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my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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