I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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