i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
that's an acceptable place to lick
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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