Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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