I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
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