At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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