And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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