how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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