your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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